Monday, October 3, 2011

Flat As A Board




There's a waifish, sleek and streamlined affect achieved by the ability of some women to look essentially flat-chested. Said look is achieved above. It was also popular during the flapper era and is quintessential Audrey Hepburn.

Now, I know that in general women spend a lot of time getting larger boobs, and buy special bras just to give them more mmph. But as a matter of personal preference, there are certain styles that I would like to wear -- namely blousy tops-- that just would look better if my chest were... flatter. I've taken to wearing sports bras if the shirt's neckline is discrete enough to not reveal the tacky racer straps. Am I the only amply endowed female who tries to emulate this look? Am I the only one using sports bras for things that are not their intended purpose (namely, to sweat in)?

There is, of course, no way I'm walking around without a bra on, even though that might help the the flat effect a little. I know other women do it. And I just don't think it's a good idea -- especially if I were to get cold. But I can't help but think I am committing a fashion crime at the same time by flattening what most women try very hard to boost. With a sports bra, no less. You'd think they would make them with lacy straps or something, if this were really a legit thing to do. Meh.

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